One Direction sing Torn live at Sydney Soundcheck 23/10/2013 x
if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
"who’s your favorite character"
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND
I almost spit out my water
“I have strong opinions but I can’t always say what I think. Otherwise it would be on the front page and I don’t want that, but if it was up to me, I wouldn’t have done so, but if the president thinks the best thing for the team is to sign players and let others leave, we must respect and support the decision. (…) with new players the style will change and it may change for better or worse. I hope it’s for the better since the players are of a very good standard. The normal thing is that they’ll adapt well. Di Maria and Xabi were very important to us but they’re gone and we should be happy with the new players. I’m sure we’ll be fine.” (x) (x)
"Were… family. You get together and you’re two individuals and you feel inspired by each other, you challenge each other, you compliment each other, drive each other beautifully crazy. After all these years, we have history - and when you have history with somebody, you’re friends in such a very real, deep way that there’s such a comfort, and an ease; and a deep love that comes from having been through quite a lot together."
Angelina Jolie on her relationship with Brad Pitt ( ELLE US — June 2014 )
He made me a better person. I’ve learned so much from him, as you do when you come together with another person. You both make each other better. You both learn about the best of each other, and recognize the things where you’re failing, or where you need to step up. When it’s a great partnership, you really are patient with each other.
Dan + weird dancing
calum: *gets blonde streak*
[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]
zayn: how my dick taste